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17000dollarballpit:

I completely lost my sense of humor when I realized offensive things aren’t funny so now I just rely on heavy sarcasm and everyone thinks I’m a dick

(Source: okdoufingerurself, via odins-one-eyed-fuck)

fireflystilinski:

charlie-in-a-beanie:

tilly-needs-troyeboy:

oksoitsmeagain:

bowielegged:

boys…i have a hint 4 u: black skinny jeans

and beanies

and glasses

And plaid shirts with rolled up sleeves

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durpacerangerrogjro:

IT’S BEEN OVER A YEAR SINCE I SAW THIS POST I’M SO HAPPY

fishgrl0:

pomfette:

date a boy who thinks all your jokes are funny and is slightly afraid youre going to snap his neck unprovoked

I’m pretty sure this is how Clint feels about Natasha

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growley:

growley:

remember that one time i told mark sheppard i’d get whatever he replied to me with tattooed on my body

i got that tattoo tonight 

i met mark this weekend and the first thing he did was take a picture of me

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mediamattersforamerica:

Fox spent much of its VMA coverage questioning Beyonce’s ability to promote feminism while being "extremely sexual."  

Megyn Kelly labeled Beyonce’s message and lyrics as “skanky,” while a FoxNews.com article claimed the singer “seemed to ensure her behind was the focus on each song, all the while educating young viewers about feminism.”

On The Five, Fox hosts suggested “she’s auditioning for a future husband,” and Greg Gutfeld announced that ”the greatest thing about pop culture is convincing women that acting like strippers is empowering.” 

What Fox failed to recognize is that expressing sexuality does not automatically remove a woman’s right to discuss equality. Instead, the network righteously shamed Beyonce and used her performance as basis to attack feminism as a whole. In reality, such policing of women’s sexuality has harmed progress toward equality. The very same mindset has been used to dismiss women’s need to access contraception, and blame rape survivors for their own assaults. 

If anyone is going to be shamed, it should be Fox and its irresponsible coverage of women’s issues. 

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condom:

condorn:

my dad canceled our dish subscription and this came in the mail today


almost a year later and we’re still getting them

snowingblackout:

(Source: emlary, via mordoors)

coelasquid:

jakewhyman:

flacodev:

inkystars:

birdbrainblue:

castleoflions:

bitch-pudding:

milesjai:

OH MY GOD. YOU ALL NEED TO WATCH THIS.

SHIT

I’M

WHEEZING 

I DIDN’T EVEN SUSPECT THAT OR SEE THAT COMING OH MY FUCKING GOD

You need to see it.

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(Source: brozoi, via odins-one-eyed-fuck)

shimazina:

somefagonyourdash:

it’s called a front facing camera you dumb terds

This post was so obvious it confused me because I was overthinking it.

shezinafez:

What if Magnus and Alec adopt an abandoned warlock baby (as baby warlocks often get thrown out) who grows up with little pointy cat ears and Alec adores her and Magnus buys her all sorts of glittery and fashionable outfits but when she is a teenager she goes through a grunge phase and only wears Alec’s old black hoodies and Alec is secretly really chuffed and Magnus just rolls his eyes at the pair of them

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reallylameblog:

shut the fuck up Fox News